Saturday, February 9, 2008

Petition or attrition?

I'm in two minds about blogging and signing this:
We, European citizens of all origins and of all political persuasions, wish to express our total opposition to the nomination of Tony Blair to the Presidency of the European Council.

Sure, if he gets the job thousands will very probably die and the continent will be finally arrive back in the Dark Ages, a time to where it is already hurtling.

But think of the time bloggers, writers, columnists, poets and other assorted tragedians would have. It'd be a golden age for world literature.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Cryogenic freezing sequence initiated

Chicken Yoghurt is back.

And so, it's time to put Chicken Backup into suspended animation until his services are required again. A bit like Captain America. Or a tortoise being put into a cardboard box in the airing cupboard.

See you in other place.

The injured and the inured

Some people really need to get out more:

Government plans to give the home secretary powers to remove juries from some inquests are "astonishing", an influential group of MPs says.

A little-noticed clause in the Counter Terrorism Bill would also enable the home secretary to change the coroner if deemed to be in the national interest.


'Astonishing'? Have they not been reading the papers since September 12 2001? I imagine less-sensitive and easily startled souls greeted this news with merely another weary shake of the head.

That these MPs should astonished is the astonishing bit. I mean, is there a legal process that government ministers aren't able to subvert on a whim? Habeas Corpus, corruption inquiries, the Nuremberg Principles. Rules were made to be broken after all, I suppose.

Why the Home Secretary is taking a political hit over this is anybody's guess. I suppose somebody somewhere is still impressed by such inane posturing. It's a show of strength and mock heroic cloak and dagger bullshit for someone or other.

The thing is, there's an easier way of doing it than explicitly derailing the legal process. Just carry on what they're doing already - underfunding the inquest system to such an extent that it grinds to a halt. It hardly ever gets reported on and nobody gives a stuff apart from a few greiving relatives and they're all against The War Against Terror anyway. Sorted.

Get Your War On #72

Right here along with some exciting news for GYWO fans.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Behnam Zare’

This is from the Amnesty International Project Blog email list:
We’ve just had word that a young man in Iran aged only 15 at the time of his offence will be executed in the next 72 hours unless urgent action is taken.

Behnam Zare’ has been convicted of a murder committed when he was 15 years old. He’s now 18 and is being held in Adelabad prison, in the south-western city of Shiraz. The order to carry out his execution has now been sent to the prison.

Amnesty is urging people to take action to help save Behnam at www.amnesty.org.uk/deathpenalty

The murder reportedly took place on 21 April 2005, when Behnam Zare’ swung a knife during an argument with a man named Mehrdad, wounding him in the neck. Mehrdad later died in hospital. Behnam Zare’ was detained on 13 November 2005; Fars Criminal Court sentenced him to qesas (retribution) on charges of premeditated murder.

Behnam Zare’ is one of at least 71 child offenders currently on death row in Iran. The country continues to execute child offenders – people under the age of 18 at the time of their offence – despite the practice being strictly prohibited under international law. The UN Committee on the Rights of the Child has twice urged Iran to stop executions of child offenders, yet since 1990 Iran has executed at least 24 such offenders. You can find out more about the issue at the excellent campaigning website www.stopchildexecutions.com and link to our blog on this case (and other issues like the USA’s use of waterboarding) here.

This is a genuinely urgent case where our actions can make a real difference. Hope you can help.

Takes five minutes to send the letter via Amnesty's website.

The enviable life of Jack Straw

So, let's get this straight. Jack Straw was told last December that Labour MP Sadiq Khan was in a spot of bother (Khan, was bugged by the police during a visit to a prison). But didn't ask why or what for.

In a statement to Parliament, yesterday, Straw said:
I was aware, in December, of press inquiries from a newspaper concerning visits by my hon. Friend the Member for Tooting to Babar Ahmed, but at no stage before last Saturday was I aware of any information that the press inquiries concerned any covert recording or anything like that.

What an incurious soul he is, the Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor. At no point did it occur to him to ask just what kind of trouble Mr Khan might or might not have been embroiled in with Ahmed, a man 'accused of running websites supporting terrorism and urging Muslims to fight a holy war'.

You would have thought that Straw's sense for trouble might have been a little keener considering the nightmare his government has had in the last few months, but no. To think he studied law at univerity. He must have missed the lectures on the question of motive. He's clearly unfamiliar with the concept of 'why'.

Whether this is a quality (or lack of) we should be welcoming in our cabinet ministers is for higher powers than me to decide. It certainly seems odd behaviour in a human being, particularly one at the centre of one the most paranoid and media-manipulative political parties in recent memory. But then if Jack said he didn't ask, then he didn't ask.

It must be heaven being him, blithely unaware and unassaulted by the reasons behind the harsh realities of life. 'One of our MPs is in trouble, Jack.' 'Hmmm? Is he really? Oh, well.' 'We have to bomb Iraq, Jack' 'Hmmm? OK.' 'I'm leaving you, Jack.' 'Hmmm? Bye then.'

Taken for a fluoride

It's difficult to know where to stand on the issue of water fluoridation. After listening to two days worth of pro- and anti- 'experts' shouting at each other on the radio, I'm still none the wiser.

Advocates insist that we need fluoride in the water if we're not all to end up with cakeholes like Shane MacGowan. Those who are against say better that than bone cancer. Either alternative seems to have a grotty, unpleasant outcome.

Health Secretary Alan Johnson insists that 'prevention is better than cure'. Fluoride in the water means fewer trips to the dentist. And with there being fewer and fewer NHS dentists these days, you can see why Alan might be keen.

When you think about it, adding chemicals to the water supply could cure all manner of ills. First, we should add Prozac to the water coolers on the floors of stock exchanges across the world, to stop the traders feeling gloomy and bringing about the self-fulfilling prophesy of a global financial crash.

Then it has to be LSD in the water supply for the general population - to make us all think we live in a magical wonderland where everyone is happy and performing their designated role with the optimum economic efficiency. Think of the money we could save on PR, spin doctors and all the other professional liars who are paid to tell us we've never had it so good and not to worry. Prevention is better than cure after all.

One of the side-effects of an excess intake of fluoride is apparently increased docility. Whether that's a good or a bad thing depends on where you stand. Personally, I hope Alan Johnson's hands don't shake when he's adding the recommended dosage down at the water treatment plant.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

A comedy of manners

New Labour's one woman ideas machine, Hazel Blears comes up with another cracker - information packs for the ill-mannered dusky hordes flocking to our shores. She'd like to teach the world to queue in perfect harmony:
The guidance is intended to illustrate the information local authorities could include such as details on how to access local provision like English language classes, waste and recycling services and employment services; practical information on rights and responsibilities including national laws and rules around paying taxes alongside background on social norms such not littering, not spitting and queuing in shops.

Sounds great. It's like a finishing school in patronising paper form. When's it being rolled out to the indigenous population then? The pack could also include chapters about not letting your dog shit in the street and not hitting your kids in Tesco. Thinking twice about your choice of tattoo. When it's acceptable to use depleted uranium munitions. When you think about it, the bloody thing's going to be six inches thick.

Like ID cards, surely this information pack is just an initial pilot scheme with immigrants being the guinea pigs. The plan must be to have compulsory good manners for everybody in Britain by 2012 or so, please? Then once we've cracked it at home, we can start exporting our good manners to foreign markets. It'll kick start a whole new knowledge-based economy. Imagine Gordon Brown declaiming that Britain is at the forefront of the battle against beastliness.

Let's bomb Helmand Province with copies of 'The Blears Complete Miscellany of Refined Deportment'. The whole shooting match will be all over in a week.

George Monbiot: This scandal makes it clear: for Labour, money trumps principle every time

Taking money from Isaac Kaye defaces Peter Hain's only remaining conviction. When Hain became a Labour cabinet member and was obliged to ditch everything he once believed, he was allowed to keep just one political memento: his admirable record of opposition to the apartheid government. When he moved from South Africa to Britain he became this country's leading opponent of apartheid. The regime first tried to kill him, then tried to fit him up for a bank robbery. He was a brave and remarkable campaigner. But in 2007 he trampled his medals into the mud to get the money he needed.

This is the story of our political system, of most of the world's political systems. You enter politics with the highest ideals and end up grovelling to multi-millionaires.

Read the rest

Payback

Remember Anna Mikhailova? She was the student journalist who, while on work experience, outed the Girl With A One-Track Mind.

Such resourcefulness has stood the cub reporter in good stead.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Joined up thinking

Via James and courtesy of the New Statesman (what were they thinking?), you now have the opportunity via an online questionnaire to tell BAE Systems what you think of them.

There's a box at the end of the questionnaire for you to add detailed comments and a lucky responder drawn from the hat will have £1000 donated to a charity of their choice by BAE. I went for No More Landmines.

(I would have nominated Campaign Against Arms Trade but because being unhappy about people being bombed and shot is against the rules, the organisation is not allowed to have charitable status.)

Olbermann



Will you and the equivocators who surround you like a cocoon never go on the record about anything?

Even the stuff you claim to believe in?

Silly me.

Outed at last

Ah, but what flavour was it, true believers?


It says 'used to' but I still do occasionally slip on the old tights and cape and go out and give him a slap. I don't see him that often any more, if truth be told, not since his mum got ill. And then there was that unpleasantness when we were seen in the park together. Two men in tight clothing rolling around together in public is frowned upon in this less innocent age.

I've calmed down a lot since reaching my thirties anyway. It's more cats stuck in trees, VAT fraud and dog mess these days. Evil never sleeps.

A level playing field: treat everybody like scum

There's a definite temptation to sum the 'Sadiq Khan was bugged' story as 'Member of Parliament treated like a prole, doesn't like it'. Nobody seems worried about the other people who may have been bugged while talking to Khan's constituent in prison. Presumably those conversations are fair game.

Surely, if Khan has nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear, yes? What's he worried about? The same thought struck me when reading about the government wanting to use lie detectors to trap benefit cheats. I think there's a good case for hooking the microphones in the Houses of Parliament to the same technology. If no MP would ever stop so low as to lie to - sorry, mislead - his colleagues, how could they possibly object?

When you think of the cost, in both lives and money, recent misleading of parliament has cost us, surely there's a case for every political statement uttered to get a computerised thumbs up or down. Think of the money that could be saved. Much more than the £0.7 billion benefit fraud costs the UK each year, I'll bet.

And why are MPs barred from filing their tax returns online? If the system is insecure and a tabloid newspaper did get its hands on an MP's return, there'd be no trouble if the details were above board, surely? 'MP files timely and accurate tax return' isn't going to shift many editions.

And bugging could be a useful time and labour-saving device when it comes to MPs' expenses. If only there had been a tap on Derek Conway's phone. All that money he squittered on his sons would still be in government coffers.

What's that? MPs are entitled to their privacy? Oh, OK. As you were.

Just to put your minds at rest

...Because I know you've been worried about it. After a period of uncertainty, a 'portrait of former Prime Minister Tony Blair has been put in place on the Grand Staircase of Number 10'.

From now on, the last thing Gordon will see each night as he toddles off to bed will be his nemesis. You can see why he might have resisted it for so long.



Needless to say, in his picture, Tony is gazing wistfully off to the right.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Treat yourself

The Collings and Herrin podcast is ace.

Selling oneself in a democracy

The estimable Councillor Bob has got me thinking and commenting about Members of Parliament versus the 'snouts in the trough' attitude about them that pervades much of the media and thinking of the public.

Apart from cases like Derek Conway, which looks indefensible whichever way you slice it, I think there is a way for MPs and politicians in general to win more hearts and minds. It's a naive suggestion and would probably be resisted by all manner of vested interests.

In short, the case should be made to politicians that, 'OK, we're paying you all this money, show us in ways we can understand what we're getting for it and that you're earning it'. It's not going to win everybody over particularly the partisan, the self-aggrandising and those with lucrative axes to grind. It's not even a direct call for accountability - that would surely follow with greater and more comprehensible (if not comprehensive) openness.

I think that for many people, politics is an opaque process, particularly when it comes to Members of Parliament. Most people read the papers and think 'snouts in the trough' and go no further. I wonder if those people have had very few dealings with their own member of parliament. This is an admission as much as an observation. I imagine people desperate enough (and I don't mean that disparagingly) to have had to ask for and received their MP's constructive help look at it rather differently.

A story that stayed with me was that of Brian Sedgemore, former Labour MP for Hackney South and Shoreditch, who defected to the Lib Dems during the last general election campaign. It was against human nature to expect Blair to laud Sedgemore's 22 years service as a committed constituency MP rather than someone the voters 'have never heard of'.

But Sedgemore's long, attentive service was remembered by some and with a degree of fondness. Just as us cynics refuse to believe that Derek Conway is the only MP of his ilk in the House, we must also force ourselves to think and hope the same of Sedgemore. It's just more verifiable evidence of either would help everybody, inside and outside of Parliament.

It's a question of making friends. Imagine if, for example, government websites were better designed, more accessible and user friendly. There would be those who would still resent the sums spent on the sites, but I'd bet it'd be a lot less than those who resents them now, in the age of the amateurism that passes for much of online government.

Imagine if Harriet Harman had stood by the promises and statements she made during he deputy leadership bid. Imagine if she hadn't automatically reverted to New Labour drone the second her victory was secured. Maybe she'd have found herself with more support when the tabloids came knocking. The amounts of money troubling her are trivial but there would be fewer calling for her head, or at least standing by silently, if she was demonstrably doing her job well.

If something is done well, impressively, on time, with efficiency, or whatever superlative you prefer, its cost is often, if not overlooked, then at least looked on more favourably. People are willing to pay for quality. It's why the 2012 Olympics are a disaster waiting to happen.

It has to be said though that it's for politician to court us, the public, not for us to hang around on the off chance one of them might look our way and we can be nice to them. They should show actively us they're worth the lavish sums heaped upon them. If it turns out we don't think - on the basis of the evidence - they are worth those sums then they need to up their game until they demonstrably are. Or they take a pay cut or go and do something else.

How you go about all this is for further consideration. It would mean a lot of changes to attitudes, procedures and prejudices. It starts to sound like a performance related pay scheme, doesn't it? Also, the political will drought, partisan cynicism and the insatiable drive for newspaper sales are very probably insurmountable.

Free Rice

Free Rice: Improve your vocabulary and as a result have rice donated via the UN to world hunger programmes.

My vocab level: a miserly 46.

Operation Mirrorball: UNITApalooza

Richard Bartholomew's Notes on Religion is excellent. Straight onto the blogroll and RSS reader.

One of his recent posts on the anti-Apartheid struggle is fascinating reading for those of us who were around at the time and had our politics shaped by those events. Some of the more minor protagonists are still around today, doing very well thankyouverymuch, and may be familiar to some of you.

In case anyone would feel the need to ask Richard to take the article down, I have - along with Alex Harrowell who has more on this - reproduced his post here in full. I would ask you to do the same, 'in the interests of public enlightenment' as Alex puts it.

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The Libertarian Right and Southern African in the 1980s: Some Brief Notes

 


When Paul Staines was first threatening bloggers with libel actions last year over the republication of a 1986 report from The Guardian, not much was made of a second report from the following year:



 


...Between 6pm and 8pm tomorrow some 150 selected members of the Young Conservatives will be guests at the South African Embassy for a drinks party. According to the invitation, the host is the Counsellor at the Embassy, a Mr. C. Raubenheimer, and the shindig is to mark the departure of a Mr. P. Goossen...The invitation list was drawn up with the help of David Hoyle, chairman of the Conservative Student Foreign Affairs Group, who devotes a lot of his time arranging support for the Nicaraguan contras.



 


The paper names several of those who were invited:



 


...Andrew Rosendale, chairman of the Young Conservatives in London; Paul Delaire Staines, who once…[cut!] (1)


 


A couple of names here are spelt wrongly: "David Hoyle" is of course "David Hoile", who in 2001 managed to get the Guardian to retract a claim that he had once worn a "Hang Mandela" sticker – only for a photograph to emerge shortly after (Hoile is now a lobbyist on behalf of the Sudanese regime). "Andrew Rosendale", meanwhile is "Andrew Rosindell", at the time Chairman of the Greater London Young Conservatives and now a very right-wing MP in Essex. The GYLC had for a long time been supportive of South Africa: in August 1985 (just days before the notorious "state of emergency" was declared) it sent a delegation to the country (to meet "moderate" groups that claimed to be independent of the regime) (2), while the following November the vice-chair of the organisation, Adrian Lee, appeared in Tatler sitting under an "I (Heart) South Africa" banner (3).



 


One has to be extremely cautious when writing about this subject. While detractors claim that these kind of links amounted to support for the apartheid regime, the "libertarians" of the 1980s Tory right – and their American "Young Republican" counterparts – make an important distinction: they were, they insist, simply anti-ANC. Apartheid was abhorrent (and decried as "racial socialism"), but it only continued because of the Communist-backed and terrorist ANC. If South Africa were to enjoy greater support from the west, then apartheid would wither, so those wanting positive change in the region should support Chief Buthelezi and Inkhata in South Africa, Jonas Savimbi and UNITA in Angola, and the MNR in Mozambique – thus we see here Paul Staines posing with a pro-UNITA t-shirt next to a UNITA representative. Right-libertarians accused of having supported apartheid tend to threaten to sue; the left-wing blogger Charlie Pottins was at the receiving end of one such threat back in 2006.


 


Staines has entered into a bit of self-criticism over the anti-Mandela posturing of the era, writing in the libertarian Free Life magazine in 2000:




 


I never wore a "Hang Mandela" badge but I hung out with people who did. Why? What did we gain from doing so? Did we make ourselves more popular by calling for the death of a man who was fighting injustice by the only means available to him?


 


However, Staines doesn’t go so far as to wonder whether the right-libertarian movement as a whole may have been hoodwinked by a regime which knew that hard-right racialist arguments would no longer win South Africa support, just like some left-wing groups were manipulated by the Soviets. In 1995, the former South African spy Craig Williamson was quoted as saying that



 


We couldn’t convince Americans that apartheid was right. The only chance of manipulating things to survive just a little bit longer was to paint the ANC as a product of the international department of the Soviet Communist Party. (4)


 


The apartheid regime developed various "front" organisations, which were supposedly independent but were the secret beneficiaries of government funds. One of these was the National Student Federation (NSF), which developed close links with Republican students in the USA. This is explored in a book by Russ Bellant, who notes the role of one now-notorious American figure:




 


In 1983…Jack Abramoff went to South Africa as a chairman of the College Republican National Committee to begin an ongoing relationship with the extreme right National Student Federation (NSF). The NSF noted this as a "grand alliance of conservative students…an alliance that would represent the swing to the right amongst the youth in America and Western Europe." After an exchange of trips between College Republicans and South African student rightists, the College Republican National Council passed a resolution condemning "deliberate planted propaganda by the KGB," and "Soviet proxy forces" in Southern Africa, without mentioning apartheid or racism. (5)


 


In the UK, the NSF cultivated the libertarian Federation of Conservative Students. Searchlight profiled the FCS in 1985, and noted that


 


...at this year’s conference, there were two delegates from a new student organisation in South Africa, the NSF, and Mr Peter Gossen, a visitor from the South African Embassy (venue of several luncheons for FCS members last year). (6)


 



It should be noted that the NSF’s head, Russel Crystal, denies there was any link with the security services – or at least, if there was one, he had not been aware of it. Buthelezi himself was also part of the strategy: in 2006 James Sanders published a fascinating book entitled Apartheid’s Friends, which details the secret support given to Buthelezi through "Operation Marion":



 


The name of the operation reflected its deeper function: ‘marion’ was a shortened form of the English and Afrikaans word ‘marionette’: a ‘puppet moved by strings’. (7)


 


Abramoff also headed the International Freedom Foundation, which had a branch in the UK directed by a libertarian named Marc Gordon (now based in South Africa). South Africa was named as the source of its funding in Private Eye as early as 1987 (8), and later it was shown that the money had been channelled via the USA through Jack Abramoff and Russel Crystal (9). A 2000 report in Searchlight notes that




 


According to the former South African spy Craig Williamson, the IFF grew out of a meeting in 1985 at Jamba, the headquaters of UNITA, attended by right-wing Americans, Nicaraguan Contras, Afghanistan Mujahideen and South African Securiyy police. (10)


 


The British IFF also financed the Mozambique Solidarity Campaign, which, according to a 1989 report in the New Internationalist, shared offices with the International Society for Human Rights (11). The British ISHR was run at various times by Adrian Lee and by Paul Staines.


 


The British libertarian right’s links with southern Africa in the 1980s is a story that has never been told in full, and indeed I’ve had to self-censor some interesting details for legal reasons.


 


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(1) Edward Vulliamy, "People Diary", in The Guardian, 24 September 1987.


(2) Stephen Cook, "Young Conservatives for South Africa", in The Guardian, 10 August 1985.


(3) Camilla Desmoulins, "Tory! Tory! Tory!", in Tatler, 280 (10), November 1985, pp. 166-167. I’ve seen a copy to check this, by the way.


(4) Quoted in James Sanders, Apartheid’s Friends: The Rise and Fall of South Africa’s Secret Services, John Murray: London, 2006, p. 189.



(5) Russ Bellant, Old Nazis, the New Right, and the Republican Party, South End Press: Boston, 1991, p. 82.


(6) "How the Libertarian Right Hijacked FCS", in Searchlight, May 1985, pp. 10-11.


(7) Sanders, Apartheid’s Friends, p. 266.


(8) See Private Eye (674) 16 Oct 1987 p. 9.



(9) Ken Silverstein, "The Making of a Lobbyist: Jack Abramoff’s start in South Africa", in Harper’s Magazine, blog 17 April 2006.


(10) Nick Lowles and Steve Silver, "Sound as a Pound?", in Searchlight (306), December 2000, pp.4-8. The Jamba conference was co-organised by Abramoff and Jack Wheeler, whom I blogged here.


(11) Paul Fauvet and Derrick Knight, "What is Renamo?", in The New Internationalist (192), February 1989. It should be noted that the very negative spin put on the ISHR in this article was disputed by its UK General Secretary, Robert Chambers, in a subsequent issue. As far as I can see the ISHR, while conservative, is quite respectable.

If Comical Ali had read 'Hello'

Oh, what a heady whirl it is to be European Commissioner for Trade for Peter Mandelson! Bono, Bill, Gordon and Miliband major. Mwah, mwah. Peter could have danced all night. And still have begged for more. His favourite restaurant? L'Idiot du Village.

If he was honest, I bet Peter wishes he'd been born into the court of Louis XIV. The intrigue, the romance, the unbelievable balls. Then he could have worn a real powdered wig, a dab of rouge and one of those little beauty spots on his cheek. Instead of the metaphorical versions.

The threat of a good example

I bet this guy's popular with his workmates tomorrow:
In a move that will challenge the secrecy surrounding MPs’ allowances, Ben Wallace has released detailed information about how he spends more than £152,000 of taxpayers’ money.

Still, you know what 'they' say: if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear. Après Wallace, will it be le déluge or le dribble of like-minded honesty from his peers?

Saturday, February 2, 2008

One for 2000AD readers only

I've owned this book for years...


...but looking at it this morning, I've only now realised how Dredd found the courage to defeat the invading army of Sovs.


He was pissed.

And after all, he's our wonderwall

All together now - Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me:
Tony Blair has been holding discussions with some of his oldest allies on how he could mount a campaign later this year to become full-time president of the EU council, the prestigious new job characterised as "president of Europe".

He's going to get this, isn't he? After all the death and destruction, lies and corruption, you just know he's going to get it. How's this for terrifying:
Blair, currently the Middle East envoy for the US, Russia, EU and the UN, has told friends he has made no final decision, but is increasingly willing to put himself forward for the job if it comes with real powers to intervene in defence and trade affairs.

Defence in this instance being the usual disgusting euphemism for attack, obviously. Him putting the words 'defence' and 'intervene' together has led to all kinds of scary places. And I like the tone of reluctance on Blair's part that these reports are giving off, like he doesn't really want to do it, but...

He's 'increasingly willing to put himself forward for the job if...' and he 'recognises he would need to abandon his well-paid, private sector jobs if he won'. It's as if he's all, 'For God's SAKE! Give it me then if nobody else wants it.'

And of course, none of this is absolutely nothing to do with continuing to fluff his sagging ego. No sirree:
Some Blair allies also say that he now recognises that as envoy in the Middle East he is not going to be allowed to become the key player in furthering Israeli-Palestinian talks this year, and will be reduced to a role of supporting political development in Palestine and boosting its economy.

The poor sod. His job of bring peace to the Middle East turned out to be less thrusting and important and yes, dammit, fun than he was expecting. He's going to be 'reduced' to a job looking after the Palestinians as if it were like looking after someone's cat on a weekend when there's a brilliant party going on somewhere else. Supporting Palestine's political development and economy is just so dispiriting and unglamourous compared to having your photo taken with important dignitaries.

I fear that Tim Ireland might have been right on this all along. Have we finally found our anti-Christ? It's a short hop from President of Europe to General Secretary of the UN. And then we're all boned.

Soaking up the leaks

Still not so worried about ID cards and their attendant massive database? Then how about this. This week's Private Eye publishes extracts from Nick Davies' Flat Earth News, '[a]n explosive expose of the corruption entrenched in today's media:
Reporters from the Mail to whom I spoke independently agreed that they had bribed not only police officers but also civil servants. For example, they targeted officials who had access to the massive database of the social security system, which registers the personal details of every British citizen with a national insurance number and every foreign national with a right to work in Britain - some 72 million private citizens. One reporter who has now left the paper recalled: 'We used to use the social security computer as if it was an extension of the Daily Mail library. You phone your contact, have a chat, say you're looking for such-and-such a guy, this age, rough location - is there any chance? Keep chatting. He says, "Oh, we've got five people of that name." You say, "Well, givegive me all five." You get home addresses, phone numbers, maybe workplace too. They get you information off the database, and you reward them with a dirty great meal or an envelope.'

Now, under the terms of the Identity Card Act 2006, if a person with access to the Identity Register who 'provides any person with information that he is required to keep confidential' can face 'imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or [...] a fine. or [...] both'.

Why aren't similar safeguards in place for the social security database? If not, why not? If they are, why aren't they being enforced or acting as an adequate deterrent? Unless these provisions are made to provide the illusion of security for the public (see also, the towers of anti-terrorism legislation). There do seem to be measures of some sort in place. Davies again:
At one point, according to one Mail source, a reporter in the newsroom was bribing a Ministry of Defence police office who could access several databases, including Scotland Yard's. Mail reporters separately claim that they also had regular access to what is arguably the most sensitive of all confidential information, the health records of some of their targets. As one Mail veteran put it to me: 'If the Mail' go for you, they get every phone number you have dialled, every schoolmate, everything on your credit card, every call to your phone and to your mobile. Everything.' Even if it is against the law.

My emphasis. This isn't rocket science. Proper security would merely mean having to log every access to the database. That will take huge amounts of computer storage but, frankly, tough. Do it right or not at all. Then, if a person complains that their personal details have reached the public domain, it's a simple procedure to review the access logs to see who's been looking at that person's details.

If the accesser doesn't have a good reason, then it's suspension, a trial and possibly 'imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or [...] a fine. or [...] both'. You could sketch this idea on a napkin and have a small prototype system running in an afternoon. I should be in management consultancy.

The vital ingredient in this plan, of course, is political will. The will to implement the measures. The will to provide the resources to monitor and enforce the measures. And the will to prosecute transgressors. Oh, and a newspaper or two having the balls to a) shun these practices and b) blow the whistle on law-breaking rivals. Good luck.

Remember all this the next time you see a government minister defending the overall safety of our personal information. And remember all this the next time you see the Daily Mail bleating about the government losing our data and it maybe ending up in the wrong hands. We now know whose hands some of that data is ending up in.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Ooh, you are unlawful

I like this phrase 'acted unlawfully'. You only really see it used when someone important has been up to something a bit dodgy. Today, it's Jack Straw who...
...acted unlawfully by failing to provide some prisoners with access to courses to show they were safe for release, appeal judges have ruled.

Why is it never said that [insert cabinet minister] 'broke the law'? Why did they not say that Harold Shipman 'acted unlawfully' when he murdered all those pensioners?

Not that I'm equating Straw's illegal detention of prisoners with Shipman's illegal killing of old people, obviously. It's just that this looks like a soft pedalling of language to me.

Cabinet ministers don't break the law, they act unlawfully. They're not punished. They 'review the judgement' and 'consider an appeal'. The implications and consequences of their actions are softened along with the language.

Usually, its only prisoners or asylum seekers (Straw is something of a recidivist) that suffer, so not many people are that bothered. It'll be interesting to see what happens should Straw ever get around to inflicting himself on a middle class journalist.